I haven't been paying attention; has anyone made a stink about how terrible the Millar and Hitch "Fantastic Four" run was? Christ Almighty, the only thing I even remember from it is that I dreadfully wanted to forget reading it. When I received my month's fix of funnybooks yesterday, I couldn't help but notice (especially since I always double-check the box's contents against the invoice. You'd be surprised how often these so-called 'mistakes' occur. You really would), much to my surprise, that there was not one... but two issues of the Millar/Hitch FF. Even better, they were the two final issues of the "Doctor Doom" story, which had proved to be the best of their run. Overall, this series has been a string of boring, monotonous scenes of the characters in their private lives. Hey, I'm all for characterization, but this shit ain't Hamlet! Even he knew when to die.
Only, it really wasn't two new issues of the Millar/Hitch FF. Because the two creators didn't even bother to show up. For chapters three and four, Millar is merely credited as "story," with someone else doing script. At least he phoned it in; Hitch didn't even show up for the final issue, and barely contributed content to chapter three.
You know, when Marvel announced this 'historic' team working on this historic title, it was all secrecy and "whoop-dee-doo" fanfare once it was finally revealed. What a shitty thing to do. These creators could have at least honored their commitment to a twelve issue storyline. If you're announcing twelve issues, deliver twelve. Don't move on to other things.
It might sound ironic that I'm complaining about not getting more of something I hated, but allow me to explain. As bad as the comic has been, even multiplied by ten or twelve, would still not reek as rancidly as the trash they delivered in place of the aforementioned creative team.
Now, before anyone raises the old "can you do any better" flag, heed these words: No, I doubt I could make a better Fantastic Four comic. Of course I can't. But I'm not expecting anyone to pay me to do it, either.
Now, before anyone raises the old "can you do any better" flag, heed these words: No, I doubt I could make a better Fantastic Four comic. Of course I can't. But I'm not expecting anyone to pay me to do it, either.
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Want to know the scariest part? That big stupid 'CAP' robot is seen being assmebled by Henry Pym in the background of the 'REBORN' storyline in Captain America, which is also illustrated by Hitch.
God, help us....Marvel won't stop the big 'reveals' and 'mega creative teamups'.
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